Imagine your icon smacking you in the head and saying, “Could’ve had a V8”.
the only system for me
my mom put my brother’s real birthday present inside this box and he thought this was it for a good two minutes
me trying to wrap a christmas present
nobody fuck with us
i have a santa kink. i want you to dress up in a sexy santa suit and leave me expensive presents under the tree when im sleeping. leave afterwards
I’m not sexist but I can guarantee that this was written by a women…
"im not sexist im just going to assume this was written by a woman because it has something to do with wanting expensive gifts" moron